Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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[AntennaGuy]

Just saw this at Instapundit.
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[Lady Fraktor]

Just saw this at Instapundit.
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My cat will do the same if I place snacks on a shelf of the bookcase.


Skill testing question: What manufacturer makes the most tyres per year?

[DeanD]

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I know someone who gave her aging mother a urine testing kit at Christmas: but even better it had several tests in the pack, and was partly used...

[chicagorandy]

Just saw this at Instapundit.
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My cat will do the same if I place snacks on a shelf of the bookcase.


Skill testing question: What manufacturer makes the most tyres per year?

Why LEGO of course -lol

[Lady Fraktor]

@chicagorandy
Well done if you actually knew that

[Nakedgun]

~

I had a bit of a mishap this afternoon. I accidently consumed invisible ink.
Now I'm in the ER waiting to be seen.

I've also had to put up again with my dim work colleague.
He told me yesterday, "The wife left a note on the fridge saying, 'This isn't working. I'm leaving,' But what a lie! I open the fridge door and it's working fine."



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[pakarinen]

I got lunch at a drive-through window today. That was enough social interaction for the day.

[gregl]

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[chicagorandy]

[chicagorandy]

[GCoyote]

[gregl]

Never make snow angels in a dog park.

[John Baars]

25 Smiles

* "My one-and-a-half-year-old daughter yells "Moom, mom, moom" and points to the Moon. Do you guys know a good telescope for her? Budget is 2500 dollar. I want to look through it myself too."
Adv * Parallel mounting ánd the legs of this tripod reach to the ground.
* "I am looking for a cheap telescope that can do everything."
Adv * With this smartphone adapter you make a Bluetooth connection to your own eye lens.
* "The viewfinder gives a very different image than the scope. When I put the Moon in I see nothing."
* "I did not know that the edge of the Moon is blue."
Adv * With this small super lens of a whopping 875X, you step through the world of the planets.
* Pointing at Jupiter: "Is that the North Star?"
* "I can already see a huge star: a large moving illuminated circle with a dark spot in it."
* "A friend of mine has the following problem...."
* "My RA axis is hopelessly in the way."
Adv * This lens collects 40% more light. The universe becomes larger as a result.
Adv * For sale binoculars brand: FIELD 7º.
Adv * Super telescope! You can even see the vibration of the Moon!
* "The Moon disturbs enormously. The Moon filter does not help."
* "Telescope returned. Everything was upside down!"
Adv * The lenses have a special night coating.
Adv * You never have to calibrate these lenses again.
Adv * The slack on the axes makes adjustment very smooth.
Adv * The use of modern plastic from space technology provides significant weight savings.
Adv * The accurate eyepieces of 25 and 10 mm are polished precisely to this scope.
Adv * The huge professional focal length is reduced to a comfortable 20 inch thanks to the special focusing lens.
Adv * Warning! Never look into the sun with this solar filter!
Adv * The people who bought this 2 inch accessory also bought a 1.25" adapter.
Adv *The 3X zoom factor solves the problem of your too large eye pupil.

[pakarinen]

* "The Moon disturbs enormously. The Moon filter does not help."

Yes, I've noticed that.

[Lady Fraktor]

25 Smiles

These are so true John!

[Ylem]

25 Smiles

I wonder if the Walgreens scope might be better than the CVS scope.

[chicagorandy]

[Ylem]