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I am thinking about the Atkins diet. Oh well a few diet jokes.
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Guys, no politics in here.
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Bigzmey wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:25 pm Guys, no politics in here.
That would be nice. I’m sure.
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Warning to homeowners! This is what happens when you just keep ignoring that crack in your driveway, thinking maybe it won't get any bigger:
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Bigzmey wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:25 pm Guys, no politics in here.
Apologies, quite right - that meme has been deleted by me.
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chicagorandy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 1:43 am
Bigzmey wrote: ↑Wed Mar 09, 2022 9:25 pm Guys, no politics in here.
Apologies, quite right - that meme has been deleted by me.
Thank you! I've deleted my response.
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Worried about high gas prices this coming boating season???? Worry no more!
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Australian's are well-known for ironic nicknames. A towering hulk will be called tiny, someone with dark hair will be called blondie, someone with red hair called Ranga - short for 'orangutan.' Here are some nicknames used to describe worker abilities. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Lady Fraktor wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 6:14 am Image
Hah! How did you find a picture of a Chicago expressway? lol
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