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We Senior Citizens Know This All Too Well:
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Well truth is, you still have a six pack but now it needs some insulation to keep it warm.
Keep calm and set SCE To AUX
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Just saw this posted on a FB group. I definately have to make one of these for my set up.
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I need a bag of ice to keep mine cold
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I know of at least one person on this forum who will appreciate this...
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... but it isn't red!AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:36 am I know of at least one person on this forum who will appreciate this...
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Harley Davidson owners??AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:36 am I know of at least one person on this forum who will appreciate this...
That looks like it would be good for straight line speed but cornering may be a issue.
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Apparently Inflation Has Been Around for Some Time:
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Orion XT12i 12" f/4.9 Dobsonian Intelliscope.
Kamakura 7x35 Binoculars and Celestron SkyMaster 15x70 Binoculars. ZWO ASI 120MC camera.
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I don't think it would be noisy enough for Harley Davidson owners.Lady Fraktor wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 2:31 pmHarley Davidson owners??AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 3:36 am I know of at least one person on this forum who will appreciate this...
That looks like it would be good for straight line speed but cornering may be a issue.
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Dean, do you know why you never see a Harley Davidson rider sitting on thier motocycle while it is on the sidestand?
They are not used to leaning that far over.
They are not used to leaning that far over.
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I like the way this guy thinks:
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