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Ylem wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:23 am
chicagorandy wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:25 pm Ah yes... the good old days of car travel with the family. This was a real product back in the day.

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I see a slingshot.
So do I. :lol:

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notFritzArgelander wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:14 am
Ylem wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:23 am
chicagorandy wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:25 pm Ah yes... the good old days of car travel with the family. This was a real product back in the day.

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I see a slingshot.
So do I. :lol:

"Sling a by baby into the dash
Slammed on the brakes avoiding a crash
Decelerating, the hammock's a sling
To weeping and wailing, the baby it brings."
- Is that an original? You have undiscovered talents... ;)
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DeanD wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 4:59 am
notFritzArgelander wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:14 am
Ylem wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:23 am

I see a slingshot.
So do I. :lol:

"Sling a by baby into the dash
Slammed on the brakes avoiding a crash
Decelerating, the hammock's a sling
To weeping and wailing, the baby it brings."
- Is that an original? You have undiscovered talents... ;)
It is original and invented on the spot reading @Ylem's post. I used to be more prolific with parody lyrics.
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Wife sent me this one, too funny not to share. And this has NOT happened to either of us, before you get any ideas! ;)
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Here are a couple of funny church signs, but the first one could have been better thought out:
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So an elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
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We're Number One!
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pakarinen wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:10 pm We're Number One!

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I wonder if someone actually got paid to conduct the survey to find out who felt they lived in "the worst possible State"?
- and why would those respondents stay there: especially if they just have to hop over the border to a much nicer place according to the map? :eusa-think:
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pakarinen wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:10 pm We're Number One!
There was a survey done a while ago with just 4 questions and the results were that Slovakia was the most racist country in Europe...
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I think it's actually from Terrible Maps (Twitter channel). It's fun to browse. But entirely made up.
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'Tis the season....
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