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pakarinen wrote: ↑Wed Oct 26, 2022 12:43 pm I swear, ya can't make this stuff up :doh:

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Hi all. I am just catching up on this fun thread and thanks for all of your great humor. Now, when you order a furniture kit to assemble yourself....

Please Read the Instructions Carefully:
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Makuser wrote: ↑Wed Oct 26, 2022 10:06 pm Hi all. I am just catching up on this fun thread and thanks for all of your great humor. Now, when you order a furniture kit to assemble yourself....

Please Read the Instructions Carefully:

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-to- ... e-old-list
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Yes to 1, 2, 3, 8, 17, 18, 20, 25, 28, 29.
I still eat #9!
#23 is on my nightstand right now.
And I just bought two #10s - they're about 15% the price of LeCreuset.
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pakarinen wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:16 pm https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-to- ... e-old-list
:think:
Yes to 1, 2, 3, 8, 17, 18, 20, 25, 28, 29.
I still eat #9!
#23 is on my nightstand right now.
And I just bought two #10s - they're about 15% the price of LeCreuset.
Guilty on all counts! 😆
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Yeah I scored about 23/32. Do I win a prize?
and like you, still have some of them.
The last cathode ray tube television left my house only a few months ago.
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SparWeb wrote: ↑Sat Oct 29, 2022 6:23 am
Yeah I scored about 23/32. Do I win a prize?
and like you, still have some of them.
The last cathode ray tube television left my house only a few months ago.
29/32 and my wife refuses to get a new alarm clock.
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Ylem wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 4:25 pm
pakarinen wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:16 pm https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/how-to- ... e-old-list
:think:
Yes to 1, 2, 3, 8, 17, 18, 20, 25, 28, 29.
I still eat #9!
#23 is on my nightstand right now.
And I just bought two #10s - they're about 15% the price of LeCreuset.
Guilty on all counts! 😆
yeppers - I identify (and exist) as a geezer - 32 out of 32.
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SparWeb wrote: ↑Sat Oct 29, 2022 6:23 am
Yeah I scored about 23/32. Do I win a prize?
and like you, still have some of them.
The last cathode ray tube television left my house only a few months ago.
Uh oh... I still have a CRT-based TV (not much used anymore, but functional). Is this no longer socially acceptable?
:shrug:
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AntennaGuy wrote: ↑Sat Oct 29, 2022 7:07 pm
SparWeb wrote: ↑Sat Oct 29, 2022 6:23 am
Yeah I scored about 23/32. Do I win a prize?
and like you, still have some of them.
The last cathode ray tube television left my house only a few months ago.
Uh oh... I still have a CRT-based TV (not much used anymore, but functional). Is this no longer socially acceptable?
:shrug:
It's entirely acceptable socially as long as you are kind to those who stare at it in wonder. :)
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