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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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And for all you gals who like the chocolatey gooey stuff....(don't know where you can actually buy these)
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And for those of you who remember the 'good old days'
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Those kids should be wearing helmets! (The bubble-wrapped ones of course)

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515bonner wrote:
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I like this one! really funny :lol:
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Remembering Heisenberg on his birthday.

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are stopped for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 88 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
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"A cat," Schrödinger replies. The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."
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Pikaia's Benny Hill post reminded me of this show, Mrs Brown's Boys.

Some of the Language pushes the limits.

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The Perfect Christmas Gift for Your Astronomy Friends When the Skies Are Cloudy:
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In the spirit of the 'giving' season...…

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515bonner wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:11 am
And for all you gals who like the chocolatey gooey stuff....(don't know where you can actually buy these)
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In a way similar are the Mozart Balls (Mozartkugeln)

https://www.google.com/search?q=Mozartk ... _oI7Hv0xSM:

In Vienna, you can see the gals shopping them like mad, and they buy always a pair,
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j.gardavsky wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:24 pm
515bonner wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:11 am
And for all you gals who like the chocolatey gooey stuff....(don't know where you can actually buy these)
candy earth.jpg
In a way similar are the Mozart Balls (Mozartkugeln)

https://www.google.com/search?q=Mozartk ... _oI7Hv0xSM:

In Vienna, you can see the gals shopping them like mad, and they buy always a pair,
JG
I munched mine in Salzburg. ;)
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Makuser wrote:
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The Perfect Christmas Gift for Your Astronomy Friends When the Skies Are Cloudy:
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My wife said that she is definitely getting this for me for Christmas!
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For those who follow the Christmas traditions:

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