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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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Post by 515bonner » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:08 am

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Post by 515bonner » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:11 am

And for all you gals who like the chocolatey gooey stuff....(don't know where you can actually buy these)
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Post by 515bonner » Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:13 am

And for those of you who remember the 'good old days'
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#744

Post by frazier » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:53 pm

Those kids should be wearing helmets! (The bubble-wrapped ones of course)

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Post by Kanadalainen » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:16 pm

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Post by Pikaia » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:33 am

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#747

Post by Dillow » Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:05 pm

515bonner wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:08 am
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I like this one! really funny :lol:
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Post by Kanadalainen » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:43 pm

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#749

Post by PapaFox » Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:39 pm

Remembering Heisenberg on his birthday.

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are stopped for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 88 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies. The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."
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#750

Post by PapaFox » Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:58 pm

Pikaia's Benny Hill post reminded me of this show, Mrs Brown's Boys.

Some of the Language pushes the limits.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjJc8xL ... uY3tCRCO2s][/url]
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#751

Post by Ylem » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:11 am

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A big box of Plossls :D

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Post by Ylem » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:14 am

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Post by chicagorandy » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:35 am

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#754

Post by Makuser » Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:49 pm

The Perfect Christmas Gift for Your Astronomy Friends When the Skies Are Cloudy:
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Post by chicagorandy » Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:23 pm

In the spirit of the 'giving' season...…

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Post by Lady Fraktor » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:03 pm

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#757

Post by j.gardavsky » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:24 pm

515bonner wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:11 am
And for all you gals who like the chocolatey gooey stuff....(don't know where you can actually buy these)
candy earth.jpg
In a way similar are the Mozart Balls (Mozartkugeln)

https://www.google.com/search?q=Mozartk ... _oI7Hv0xSM:

In Vienna, you can see the gals shopping them like mad, and they buy always a pair,
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Post by notFritzArgelander » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:28 pm

j.gardavsky wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:24 pm
515bonner wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:11 am
And for all you gals who like the chocolatey gooey stuff....(don't know where you can actually buy these)
candy earth.jpg
In a way similar are the Mozart Balls (Mozartkugeln)

https://www.google.com/search?q=Mozartk ... _oI7Hv0xSM:

In Vienna, you can see the gals shopping them like mad, and they buy always a pair,
JG
I munched mine in Salzburg. ;)
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#759

Post by Seawolfe » Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:53 am

Makuser wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:49 pm
The Perfect Christmas Gift for Your Astronomy Friends When the Skies Are Cloudy:
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My wife said that she is definitely getting this for me for Christmas!
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Post by chicagorandy » Sat Dec 07, 2019 2:15 pm

For those who follow the Christmas traditions:

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