Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
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Have You Ever Wondered Why?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and hot dog buns in packages of eight?
Why do they have drive-up
Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "broker"?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and then a diet Coke?
I hope all of you enjoy these humorous thought provoking questions and have a great weekend.
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Hi Jeff. On a similar theme:
A young teenage girl came home distraught that she had failed the written drivers license test. She said that one question was; "If the car won't start, the _____ is dead". She answered "driver".
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Hi Olen. Here is another one.
The New Amateur Astronomer:
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Why did the Neanderthalers became extinct, because the letters on the flow chart have been too small to read,
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Not much Occupational Health and Safety in those days... and a lot of those guys look like they are in their 60's or older: is that what you had to do to get the pension?j.gardavsky wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:27 pm Making a wetstone,
Back in the Stone Age in Germany,
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Yep. I downloaded it and tried to enlarge it, but that didn't help.j.gardavsky wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:38 pmWhy did the Neanderthalers became extinct, because the letters on the flow chart have been too small to read,
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It did not help, and therefore the Neanderthalers became extinct,turboscrew wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 10:23 amYep. I downloaded it and tried to enlarge it, but that didn't help.j.gardavsky wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:38 pmWhy did the Neanderthalers became extinct, because the letters on the flow chart have been too small to read,
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The Kid's New Tree Swing Gone Bad:
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Having served on university faculty committees, I can testify that this is very true.
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I cannot begin to tell you how old this is. I remember seeing it as a junior draftsman in my teens. 50 years or so ago.Makuser wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 5:25 pm Hi all. Sorry about the small letters on the old Neanderthal flow chart, but this was the only copy that I had. And the Neanderthals failed because it isn't easy to hammer small letters onto a stone tablet. Here is another one from my old archives. I put this up on the old AF.net forum, so some of you may have seen it before.
The Kid's New Tree Swing Gone Bad:
Along with many iterations of the "Duck Penetration"
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Man... That's some icky-tasting stuff!
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We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
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0, 1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 11 …
No number between 1 and 10 !
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Hi Tom. I mentioned that it was from the "archives".UlteriorModem wrote: ↑Mon Jan 24, 2022 12:24 am I cannot begin to tell you how old this is. I remember seeing it as a junior draftsman in my teens. 50 years or so ago.
Along with many iterations of the "Duck Penetration"
Here is another old one for you computer programmers and IT guys:
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Don't let this happen to you!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... fears.html
or even worse, this:
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