Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[DeanD]

I just finished writing my book on penguins. Took so long that I think I'll use paper next time.
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Me: Did you take my Thesaurus?
Horse: Nope.
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Paper is better suited,
but I would also prefer a pencil instead of pen,
JG

Yes, those feathers play havoc with the nibs on my fountain pen.....

Who needs a nib? Just pluck a long feather and sharpen the tip... (and watch out for the avenging beak: those penguins can be quite stroppy!

[Ylem]

[pakarinen]

A photon was at the airport and was asked if it had any luggage to check.

The photon replied, "No, I'm traveling light."

[AntennaGuy]

:cow: :cow: :cow:
Is it just me, or do you also feel somewhat sorry for these poor, miserable, and utterly (udderly?) humiliated cattle? See:
https://www.fastcompany.com/3028933/the ... r-energy#1

[turboscrew]

:cow: :cow: :cow:
Is it just me, or do you also feel somewhat sorry for these poor, miserable, and utterly (udderly?) humiliated cattle? See:
https://www.fastcompany.com/3028933/the ... r-energy#1

Part of me laughs, but the other part...

[Ylem]

:cow: :cow: :cow:
Is it just me, or do you also feel somewhat sorry for these poor, miserable, and utterly (udderly?) humiliated cattle? See:
https://www.fastcompany.com/3028933/the ... r-energy#1

Oh boy, I better hope Wifey doesn't see this!

I don't want to wear that even if it means free heat!

[pakarinen]

Oh boy, I better hope Wifey doesn't see this!

Well, I guess I know what I'm getting for Christmas.

[turboscrew]

Oh boy, I better hope Wifey doesn't see this!

Well, I guess I know what I'm getting for Christmas.

Pair of skis?

[j.gardavsky]

:cow: :cow: :cow:
Is it just me, or do you also feel somewhat sorry for these poor, miserable, and utterly (udderly?) humiliated cattle? See:
https://www.fastcompany.com/3028933/the ... r-energy#1

Just add some besans to the grass, to increase the efficiency and volume of the methan production.
It's all about technology advance, to save us from the global warming due to the fossil hydrocarbons.

JG

[turboscrew]

:cow: :cow: :cow:
Is it just me, or do you also feel somewhat sorry for these poor, miserable, and utterly (udderly?) humiliated cattle? See:
https://www.fastcompany.com/3028933/the ... r-energy#1

Just add some besans to the grass, to increase the efficiency and volume of the methan production.
It's all about technology advance, to save us from the global warming due to the fossil hydrocarbons.

JG

Well, I guess you can call that carbon recycling...
Not sure if I'd use that kind of gas in a gas operated fireplace, though - especially during Christmas...

[Makuser]

Hi all. Speaking of Christmas time, it's time to consider getting a home security service. This one has been around for some time:

[Ylem]

Hit the snooze button

[gregl]

[turboscrew]

[chicagorandy]

[chicagorandy]

[AntennaGuy]

Just saw this news clipping at the "Ace of Spades" blog. It has a little of everything.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/heaven.jpg

[gregl]

Just saw this news clipping at the "Ace of Spades" blog. It has a little of everything.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/heaven.jpg

Funny, but don't take it for real because it's fake. Here's the explanation: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

[Chich]

Just saw this news clipping at the "Ace of Spades" blog. It has a little of everything.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/heaven.jpg

Funny, but don't take it for real because it's fake. Here's the explanation: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/

This instance is fake, but it has been done in the past. The Catholic church sold "Indulgences" for centuries which were essentially tickets into heaven and I am sure many con artist have done something similar. If you can sell the brooklyn bridge (multiple times) anything is possible.

[AntennaGuy]

OK, this story is also from Ace, and I'm willing to bet that this one is NOT fake. They even included a picture, as evidence.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/12%204%2021%20pet%20thead.jpg
Heh.