Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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Clear Skies,
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Clear Skies,
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One of my my favourite Far Side cartoons :)
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A sign of the times:
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Sodium Citrate is used in the production of nacho cheese and has the chemical formula Na₃C₆H₅O₇.
Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?



Frostbite!
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What did one wall say to the other?


I'll meet you at the corner.
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Hi Vanessa. Some great humor on here today today. In fact, my wife and I are still laughing at that shopping cartoon. On the same note:
A man will spend 20% more than a part or tool is worth just to get the repair or project done.
A women will buy almost anything if it is on sale for 20% off even though she may never wear or use it.
And here is one I posted several years ago on the old AF site.
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I didn't know you could do this with hummingbirds:
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