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Re: Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

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pakarinen wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 4:05 pm Let's go Squatchin'!

l won't believe in any of these until I see some shakey, out of focus, badly lit photos taken from too great a distance. :D
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Chich wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:39 am l won't believe in any of these until I see some shakey, out of focus, badly lit photos taken from too great a distance. :D
Okey-dokey:

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pakarinen wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:27 pm
Chich wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:39 am l won't believe in any of these until I see some shakey, out of focus, badly lit photos taken from too great a distance. :D
Okey-dokey:

https://www.outsideonline.com/2097161/1 ... -sightings
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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How about some Skeet-Golf?
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chicagorandy wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:47 pm Image
I usually get the last kind of feedback.
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chicagorandy wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:38 pm How about some Skeet-Golf?

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I think that would be more merciful to that poor little ball than beating it with a club for three or four hours.
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turboscrew wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 3:09 pm ...

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Very good,
but with the Missipissi Literacy I get just some possibly wrong associations.

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Ylem wrote: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:12 pm Image
And sometimes the pliers weren't there
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Very stylish, this:

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