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What's the difference between COVID 19 and Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet?

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One's a corona virus, the other's a Verona crisis
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Not making light of the deaths in Texas, but there was a news blurb about a guy who froze to death in his living room lounge chair. Among car crashes, COVID, cancer, Alzheimer’s, heart disease, plane crashes, nuclear war, or getting shot in a drive-by, I’d definitely pick the lounger.
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NASA releases the latest image from the Perseverance rover on Mars -
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I can certainly relate with this
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Waiter, I’ve seen your thumb dipping right into my soup as you were carrying it over! – Thank you for your kind concern, sir, but it’s OK, the soup is only lukewarm.
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At a job interview: “Mrs. Lober, what do you consider your greatest weakness?” “Honesty.” “Really? I don’t believe that is a weakness at all.” “And I don’t give a rat’s fart about your stupid opinion!”
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.

You only need one to go skydiving twice.
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Why haven’t there been any shark attacks on lawyers? Sharks observe professional courtesy.
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