Clean, fun jokes... the tradition continues

[turboscrew]

[Chich]

If I had to choose I'd say that hands down 6:30 is by far my favourite time of day.

[Makuser]

Here is another abbreviated classic video from the great Honeymooners TV series. From the episode "The Golfer", here is:
Address The Ball:



One t-shirt company even made shirts with this theme. I hope that you enjoy it.

[messier 111]

Of course I can keep secrets. But the people I tell them to obviously can't.

[Lady Fraktor]

A day-off sometimes brings weird thoughts to the mind.
I wonder if "Harley Parkinson" is well known thing globally?

That is...

I thought you were meaning that after riding a Harley Davidson you felt like you have Parkison after stopping.

[GCoyote]

[turboscrew]

A day-off sometimes brings weird thoughts to the mind.
I wonder if "Harley Parkinson" is well known thing globally?

That is...

I thought you were meaning that after riding a Harley Davidson you felt like you have Parkison after stopping.

[Ruud]

Saw this on the Creaky Blinder (YouTube):

[OzEclipse]

[messier 111]

You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it .

[turboscrew]

You can train a cat to do anything the cat wants to do at the moment it wants to do it .

Almost there...

[pakarinen]

For those who might prefer armchair astronomy:

[OzEclipse]

[turboscrew]

For those who might prefer armchair astronomy:

I think the seeing is typically good.

[turboscrew]

Very descriptive!

[messier 111]

An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit. A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train. The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.

[OzEclipse]

Love is bliss........

Apology Letter To Spouse! scroll down a little at a time.




His letter —-

Hi Sweetheart,I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today and now I will be off to the hockey rink. Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home later.

Love you!











Her response —

Hi Honey,

Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don't often get an apology from you and I truly appreciate it. I also felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize. I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your feelings from now on. Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me. It really means a lot. In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you and now I am off to the mall.

I love you too!

[turboscrew]

Love is bliss........

Apology Letter To Spouse! scroll down a little at a time.




His letter —-

Hi Sweetheart,I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today and now I will be off to the hockey rink. Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home later.

Love you!











Her response —

Hi Honey,

Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don't often get an apology from you and I truly appreciate it. I also felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize. I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your feelings from now on. Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me. It really means a lot. In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you and now I am off to the mall.

I love you too!

[messier 111]

I’m very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who’s interested.

[pakarinen]

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and uh…"